New films (Cemetery Junction)
Another Book (East Fortune)
From their manifesto, the Tories wish to reward “strivers”, whereas their high priority inheritance reforms would seem to reward spongers or shirkers.
New films (Cemetery Junction)
Another Book (East Fortune)
From their manifesto, the Tories wish to reward “strivers”, whereas their high priority inheritance reforms would seem to reward spongers or shirkers.
Manifestos, how I came to love them
Also, I think it’s nice to see all these Old Etonians around. It takes me back to the 1950s of Harold Macmillan and Lord Home, plus a supporting cast of thousands. They are rather classier than the clutter of estate agents and car salesmen that seemed to be ushered into parliament in Maggie T’s time.
Crikey, all the parties seemed to have ruled out all tax rises – income tax, council tax, VAT. The next five years are gonna be a doddle!
(Interesting: my Spellchecker thought I was on about “Old Estonians”. See “Books” below.)
MI5 (An enigma wrapped in balderdash)
Gym
Ryanair
In Starbucks - continued after in McDonalds – I read that the adorable Victoria Coren also hates Ryanair. I was planning to fly with them a couple of months ago, but what started as a 40 quid fare, was fast approaching 70 with those “little extras” we all like to pamper ourselves with! So, I said “Sod It” and booked with Monarch for 90 quid,
Caine mutinous
Worcestershire victory!
Books
The Drinker? Well, he drank quite a lot too.. I also very much enjoyed reading Hans Fallada’s “All Alone in
Politics
Summer has officially arrived!
4.30: Four horses backed and none of them in the first four! Bugger! I made a profit of over 100 quid at the Cheltenham Festival.
Honestly, it’s not sour grapes, but why did the commentators have to shout their way right through the race. Surely, the first three miles (!) aren’t that exciting? Those fences look pretty horrendous though. They looked pretty bad at
Anyway, why should I care? Yesterday I won £5.50 in the Euro Millions (?) Lottery from just a £10 investment. More annoyingly, I had the first two out of the hat, out of the bag, electronically indicated, ball rolled, or whatever it is. Oh, the agony. 44 and 23, since you ask. Which, coincidentally, happen to be the same ages of me and my second wife when I got married again.
Election fever (I’m Sick from/of it Already)
Yes, it’s Andrew Neil, Jeremy Paxman and John Humphrys. Neil is probably the worst, but Humphrys has the silliest, most pompous voice.
PM’s Questions
From the references we learn that Bob produces beautiful invitations to his parties, he once had rabies, he sold Russian fur hats for 40 bucks, got a job in a condom factory in
Hi, just starting this blogging lark today, I hope it’ll be fun and that I don’t upset too many people and don’t make too many idiot mistakes. I have ignorance and stupidity in clubs! (Sometimes in bars and restaurants as well.)
A bit of background. I’m a bloke somewhat over 50 and a very early user of computers, starting with “mainframes” of around 64k, yes “k”! Being now unemployed, I read a lot of books, mainly history and crime novels, and have just ended a fixation with the city of
I used to play a lot of hockey, but now just lumber around the gym, doing ab curls and cycling along to “Frasier” on early-morning TV. Actually, I’m a big fan of Seinfeld, and have even written a couple of disastrous sit-coms of my own, which went absolutely nowhere.
I have flirted briefly with learning various languages, e.g. French, Italian, Russian. Actually, it’s probably more accurate to say that I made a furtive, indecent approach to them, but I still frequently flick over my Russian notes.
I have lived in several parts of the country, but as I suffer from the rare disease of “alphphobia” it means that I can’t live anywhere beyond the letter “E” in the alphabet. So, amongst other places, I have lived are Bath, Banbury, Birmingham, Chester, Darlington, Exmouth and Aurora (Colorado), but I would struggle in Falmouth, and certainly couldn’t cope at all with Gateshead.
I was listening to Radio 5 earlier this afternoon and heard Richard Bacon say that there was going to be some “interesting racing here at Aintree today”. Apparently, this was because there were some horses running owned by footballers! For BBC TV, horse-racing is more of a celebrity event than a sport, and is incomplete without either The Queen, Ricky Tomlinson or John Parrott, preferably all three. Luckily, with half an hour between races – rather than just a quarter of an hour on Channel 4 – there’s plenty of time left to talk to all these celebs, and, if you’re at Ascot you can wear silly clothes for a week as well.
Great! It's another Election!
Why does everything else in the media have to be so dominated by a British (or US) election? It’s just a vote – usually meaningless, as more that two thirds of the constituencies are “safe” – every 5 years and